Domino’s Pizza
Anyone who knows me knows that I take Pizza very seriously, And I dont throw around ratings. As bold of a claim as it is, I declare Domino’s Pizza Number One in the Delivery department. Back when I lived in the city, my roommates and i would order Delivery pretty regularly. Needless to say, we became addicted to Domino’s. I have never had a Pizza quite like it. It is truly unique.
Ordering is quick and simple, you can do it over the phone or online. Delivery will also take about thirty minutes. For me the anticipation is to much to bear. When that door-bell rings it sends shivers down my spine. When I open that door and see that Creepy looking delivery man who’s hold my Pizza I can only look past his expression that displays the fact his life sucks and he lives in his mothers basement. I can feel nothing but love for this sad man, because he holds all that is good in Life in his arms. I then would Proceed to thank him with a hefty Tip of few pesos and send him on his way. Once he has departed from my presence I retreat to my humble abode where I open the greasy cardboard box and proceed to devour it.
Legend has it that they actually bake cocaine into their dough and roll it out upon the finest marble counters that money can buy. The spices that they use in cooking must be harvested from the rarest herbs found in the Amazon. It is guaranteed that you will come back for more.
The only thing that is a bit of a downer about this Pizza is that the Reheat-ability isn’t as good as it could be. 
I Give this Pizza a 9/10 in the Delivery genre.
Evanator out….

Domino’s Pizza

Anyone who knows me knows that I take Pizza very seriously, And I dont throw around ratings. As bold of a claim as it is, I declare Domino’s Pizza Number One in the Delivery department. Back when I lived in the city, my roommates and i would order Delivery pretty regularly. Needless to say, we became addicted to Domino’s. I have never had a Pizza quite like it. It is truly unique.

Ordering is quick and simple, you can do it over the phone or online. Delivery will also take about thirty minutes. For me the anticipation is to much to bear. When that door-bell rings it sends shivers down my spine. When I open that door and see that Creepy looking delivery man who’s hold my Pizza I can only look past his expression that displays the fact his life sucks and he lives in his mothers basement. I can feel nothing but love for this sad man, because he holds all that is good in Life in his arms. I then would Proceed to thank him with a hefty Tip of few pesos and send him on his way. Once he has departed from my presence I retreat to my humble abode where I open the greasy cardboard box and proceed to devour it.

Legend has it that they actually bake cocaine into their dough and roll it out upon the finest marble counters that money can buy. The spices that they use in cooking must be harvested from the rarest herbs found in the Amazon. It is guaranteed that you will come back for more.

The only thing that is a bit of a downer about this Pizza is that the Reheat-ability isn’t as good as it could be. 

I Give this Pizza a 9/10 in the Delivery genre.

Evanator out….

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